Thursday, 6 November 2014

                                       Borivali to Churchgate fast

                 Getting up early in the morning and running for the bus,if u miss ur bus u r obiovusly  going to miss ur train. Wow the most adventurous thing  mumbaikar does in the morning is getting in the train. Seriously.. specially the ladies jumping in the chalu train shud be nominated for their stunts…sometimes I feel it wud be difficult even for akshay kumar to it…well now many will oppose this, but I m fattu so i feel its dangerouswell there r times when u fall in the train and also there are happy times when u actually get the fruit of ur struggle in the form of window sit and most importantly there are times when u step on both the rocks and u get a forth seat..u r unlucky if ladies sitting next to u are unaware of their diet and there are times when the entire coach has to bear for their ignorance towards maintenance of figure.          
              The most funniest thing is when u ask sum1 to shift, they will just raise their bumps nd put it down on the same place witout moving it for evn a centimetre or half. There are also women who are just waiting for sumone to fight wid nd evn after waiting for so long when they see that every1 is happy wid their life and no one is in a mood to fight, they will themselves make a move and begin the long debate over a space which is just 20 cm long. There are also ppl who peep into the phones of the person sitting next to them like they knw the entire history of that person and have some future prospects for them. And most importantly ul experience the worst journey of ur life if u sit between two relatives…the pitch of their voice can also beat the volume of ur headphones.        
                 Then there are ppl like me observing every1s dressing styles and hairstyles…and if I see a girl with straight hair I blame ma destiny. Well its natural…back to the point…it’s a very kind advice to all the ppl travelling in borivali train, never ever take a virar train,ull be treated like u r from Pakistan. They vl curse for nothing wrong u have done to them…well there is no unity between the ppl in virar and borivali train and v r talking abt unity in India.          
                  The most entertaining ppl on railway stations are the one who forget to close their umbrellas when they enter the stations…there are also serious cases when a person wearing helmet entered the station running for a train and for two minutes every1 around were unable to think ,what to do coz they just encountered a terrorist.           
                  Well still it is a lifeline of ppl…when u step there ul forget everything and just get lost in the entertaining world….these r few ppl ul always meet and they vl surely make ur day. Except the helmet case was rare and only the fortunate ppl enjoyed the joke.